Favorite Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
I don't want to drink anymore, but I feel like if I was sober, I'd be bored.
Snooki: Eventually Sammi's gonna find out, and ... I don't know what to do. It's just a big ball of f*%kness. That's a new word: f*%kness.
Snooki: You farted and it's coming in my mouth & nose.
Angelina: Oops.
Sympathetic. Word of the day... that's a big word!
Any Pinot's okay. Pregnant people do it.
I'm very excited for him to come over and you know, get it in.
FYI, I'm not cooking tacos tonight.
I'm a f**king good person!
[her list of criteria for a man] Tanned; guido; juicehead gorilla; big sense of humor; likes to party; fist-pumps; frolics; isn't a jerkoff; a dork at heart; pays for meals; smells good; nympho; likes pickles; takes interest in my hobbies; very protective; not so serious; likes to sleep in.
It's all good in the hood.
One [fireman] is tall, tanned... and he looked Italian, so I woulda smushed that, yes.
I am so excited because we are going to see the crocadillies.
