Favorite Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
One [fireman] is tall, tanned... and he looked Italian, so I woulda smushed that, yes.
Please don't tell me I have missing teeth!
I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I don't need the vibrator, we'll see.
I tried to eat, but I couldn't get it in my frickin' mouth, 'cuz I'm disabled.
If you want me to cook and poison everybody and we're gonna be dead in two minutes? Whatever.
[to Sammi] Oh my God, bitch. You're such a whore. Why were you like that?
FYI, I'm not cooking tacos tonight.
I'm very excited for him to come over and you know, get it in.
[her list of criteria for a man] Tanned; guido; juicehead gorilla; big sense of humor; likes to party; fist-pumps; frolics; isn't a jerkoff; a dork at heart; pays for meals; smells good; nympho; likes pickles; takes interest in my hobbies; very protective; not so serious; likes to sleep in.
It's all good in the hood.
Sympathetic. Word of the day... that's a big word!
Snooki: You farted and it's coming in my mouth & nose.
Angelina: Oops.
