Favorite Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
It's not a good idea to come in here with a boyfriend.
My bronzer is leaking off my face.
It just keeps eating at you and eating at you and then when you don't find a guy, you just get more miserable and more depressed.
[on her one-woman dance party] I was honestly going to put my hat down so I could get money.
This is the first night we're going out to a club. F*%king Rom & Sam are coming out. Shocker. Shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each others eyes and say "I love you, baby," all night? We're in f*%king Seaside, bitch - let's go to f*%king Karma.
[on the feast] Oh my god. F*%king Christmas.
I'm a vet tech. I save animals. I don't kill them.
Whatever... f*%k my life. Sh!t happens.
When I say I'm ready to go wild, I'm gonna go wild.
I can have a good time without drinking, f*%k you alcohol.
Mike can be a nice guy. Like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side. But that's what I like ... a good guy and a jerk off, it's all in the same.
I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, umm, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that.
