Favorite Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
Ow. It hurts my vagina.
I told [Pauly D] I'm taking his sperm and making babies out of it.
JWoww: When I saw Angelina I was like 'that's the icing on the cake.'
Snooki: I'm going to act like she's a fly on the wall and pretend she's not there.
Thank you, Mike, because you're an a—hole and we hate you and you're a bad person and you were born in 1965.
Jenni looks so hot. Like porn star hot. If Roger wasn't here then I would probably have sex with her.
White's in in Miami... what if you get your period? It's ruined.
Can you look at me real quick?! WATCH THE ROAD!!!! But do I look hot???
Old people, they lose their sex life and that's not a fun time... that's why people always get divorced.
If I could have Ron or Sam back next summer, I would want Ron. Don't tell her I said that.
That's actually one of my fantasies, for a fireman to, like, come rescue me, like put out my fire literally, with a fire outcome.
Seeing Jenni crying and breaking down... it breaks my heart and it makes me want to find Tom and chop his nuts off.
Whoever I have babies with has to be Italian. I want my kids last name to have a vowel on it... and be tanned, obviously.
