She had summer teeth. Some are like this... and some are like that.

The truth will come out! It's gonna blow up in his face. He's like IFF!

Ronnie and Sam, they get in one little fight, and Ron thinks that just because they're in a fight, he's allowed to creep.

I've seen drunk people before, but that was like bipolar or something ... I think that's a problem.

[to camera] Not cool. [to Angelina] C'mon, one more time, smack me. [she does] Get the f*%k away from me!

So I see Angelina up there dancing with girls, and it's not really surprising, but it's interesting.

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

I was doin' mad work tonight bro! Mad work!

Ronnie

Somebody just grabbed my ass ... I think it was The Situation.

My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off and go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150 miles an hour on the highway on a street bike. Doesn't move. What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?

Wasn't her boyfriend married in Jersey? Come on now.

Angelina rooming with me and Situation could be a good thing or a bad thing. I don't want the drama in Miami, but then again maybe there'll be a slow night, it's raining, we got no chicks — you never know what can happen.

Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio Quotes

You got to stay fresh. Fresh haircut. Fresh outfit. Fresh tan. Just fresh.

Pauly D

You have to stay fresh to death.

Pauly D