I love single Ronnie.

Can't do nothin' in this weather. Can't tan, can't creep. Girls don't come out in this weather, they stay in the house.

We stayed boys throughout this whole thing. This bond that we shared brings us together and no one can ever take that away from us, ever. Like, we take that with us for life, this bond ... That was deep.

[on Snooki] Someone needs to teach her how to fight or duck.

We're probably gonna have to chill with them at least three times before anybody hooks up. They're nice girls ... they're not, like, whores.

There are some girls who are respectful, who you have to actually treat like girls, uh, human beings.

I think what happened to Snookers brought us closer to Snookers, definitely, 'cuz now we kinda feel bad. She's a real person.

Dude I got a f**kin' tanning bed in my place, that's how serious I am about bein' a Guido and living up to that lifestyle. My tagline is 'I'm Your Girl's Favorite DJ.' I want the girls to c** in their pants when they hear my music.

When I go into the club I have a game plan ... I don't wanna waste my time and take home a girl that just wants to hang out, I just wanna get to the business. So. You gotta light it up and then you move on and at the end of the night you see who you end up with.

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take her pants off ... she wouldn't let me ... no big deal.

They were acting kinda stupid, but we just made the best out of the situation like we always do and just ride out.

She just doesn't want to feel like a trash bag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.

Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio Quotes

You got to stay fresh. Fresh haircut. Fresh outfit. Fresh tan. Just fresh.

Pauly D

You have to stay fresh to death.

Pauly D