Ronnie: I definitely regret breaking my number one rule: Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Sammi: There is no Sam and Ronnie right now. I'm alone. It's not a good feeling.

Ronnie: I'm real, and you're not! F--- you, you crazy bitch!
Sammi: Don't ever talk to me or look at me every again, you f---ing idiot! My biggest regret in my life is you!

It's like, if you're gonna go do that, it's your choice.

Sammi: You're going to bed without me?
Ronnie: Yup. Bitch.

Sammi: So this over?
Ronnie: Yeah.

I think I need my space right now

Sammi: There's things I have said that I'm not proud of, you know that, right?
Ronnie: Can I have a little mustard?

Ronnie: Have you ever hooked up with Sam?
Arvin: No, not like that.
Ronnie: You never made out with Sam?
Arvin: Yeah, we have.

What do you think is going through my head as soon as I find out that the kid is there to meet you?

Now I know how she felt in Miami. Well, not really, but I got a taste of how she felt in Miami.

You're embarrassing me. You're embarrassing yourself ... Stop, because I will yank the phone right out of the wall and you won't be able to get in touch with me.

So go home. Go back home. Go back home and talk to Arvin.

Ronnie Magro Quotes

Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse.


I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!