Ted, you're so put together. It's like you stepped out of a maga...

Manny: Ted, you're so put together. It's like you stepped out of a magazine. Didn't you ever get a mustard stain on your shirt, or a hooker's vomit on your pants?
Ted: Well, I did do one of those things when I was twelve at a baseball game. I won't tell you which one it is, but it was the game of my life


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Ted Crisp
Episode:
Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 7: "Get Happy"
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Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Clark: Mr. Crisp, you had a near-unanimous rating of "excellent." In fact, there were even several write-ins of "adorable."
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Phil: Do you think I look like a possum in this shirt?
Lem: Not in that shirt. Why?

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