Thank God. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range. It's the perfect situation for me. Although the two bathrooms would have been nice. We just have the one... and it's under the porch.

Dwight

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Character:
Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 2 Episode 3: "Office Olympics"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.

Michael

Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm... sometimes teenagers use it for sex.

Dwight