Carla: I think we should have a baby. Turk: Whoa! Carla: Hm? Turk: Whoa!! Carla: What? Turk: I know you're feeling abandoned right now, but we just went through a really rough spot, and I'm not the type of guy to make life-changing decisions without thinking about it for at least, like... a few months. Carla opens her top to reveal a sexy camisole underneath. Turk: Let's make a baby.
J.D.'s Narration: And so here I am - a guy in an empty apartment with a dead dog. Oh, and that's not a tear on my cheek, that's just from the leak in my ceiling. And, yes, change is scary, but it's also inevitable. It's up to you to make the best of it. I mean, it's not like opportunity is just gonna fall in to your lap. The leaking ceiling collapses, and a woman in a sudsy bathtub plummets onto J.D.'s moving boxes. Woman: Agh! J.D.'s Narration: Then again... J.D.: Howdy, neighbor, I'm Jonathan! Woman: Hi. A half-naked, mean looking guy crashes down next to them. Guy: You eyeballin' my woman? J.D.'s Narration: I hate change.