Morgan: Mr. Bender, about last night: That was just a... a misunderstanding.
Bender: Oh, you didn't understand? Well let me explain. You were having sex with you.
Morgan: No. You see, a bureaucrat of my rank isn't supposed to fraternise.
Bender: That's what makes it so juicy. It's the forbidden fruit angle everybody loves. First I'll say "You'll never guess who saw Fry and Morgan doing it," and they'll say "Who, Bender? Who?" and I'll say "It was lovable old Bender."