Darlene: What the hell were you thinking?
Dan: I didn't think it was that big of a deal, Darlene. You wanted a knife at that age, and I gave you one.
Darlene: That was to defend myself at home.


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Roseanne Season 10 Episode 2: "Dress To Impress"
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You guys could blow fifty-thousand dollars for me if she decides to not use me as a surrogate. Could you please put away anything you got free with a tank of gas?

Becky

Roseanne: What the hell?
Darlene: Shhh. Don't spook it. That's the great North American bottom heavy white wino. It appears to be doing some type of cleaning ritual.
Roseanne: I hear they only do this every ten years when they really need something.