The story is the foundation of all entertainment. You must have a good story otherwise it's just masturbation.


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George Costanza
Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 4: "The Ticket"
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes

Newman: (telling the suicide banker story) I wanted to see how he was doing. Well, Your Honor, he was barely audible, but I-I distinctly recall him saying-
Kramer: (involuntarily) Hey, Yo-Yo Ma.

(Jerry and George are inside the coffee shop, hiding from Joe Davola)
Jerry: Is he out there? Do you see him?
George: I'm not sure.
Jerry: Well, either you see him or you don't.
George: All right, I don't.