Penny: Welcome to introductory psychic translocation. My name is Professor Adiyodi. I see you have your Umar, Kominsky, Aurora. See, I always thought books would help, but, the only problem is books make you think you can do something that you shouldn’t. Anyone hearing other people’s thoughts yet? Cool, you’re going to want to get some psychic wards to block that shit out right now. The truth: Being a traveler is a curse. Best case scenario, you end up a taxi service for your friends. Worst case, you dream about volcanoes, and then you wake up in one. What?
Student: Yeah, are you actually going to teach us something or are you going to keep trying to scare us?
Penny: Look, man, I’m trying to be real with you. You should be scared. I mean have you even actually traveled? Anyone? OK seriously, get an anti-traveling tattoo, and just go. Enjoy your life because it’ll be a hell of a lot longer than if you stick around with this shit. End of class. Peace.

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Fogg: Ah, god damn it. Shit. My apologies.
Julia: Dean Fogg?
Fogg: I was waiting for the right moment to interject, and well, that never came.
Penny: Are you drunk?
Fogg: No, and I’m sorry about the scotch. I was smelling it.

Penny: Julia, you ready? Wow, wow, you look …
Julia: Overdressed.
Penny: Great.
Julia: I thought you said this was a date.
Penny: I said I was taking you out and to dress appropriately.
Julia: That means dress up. You totally told me to dress up.
Penny: I should have been more specific.
Julia: Good. Glad to hear you accept the blame.