They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch. But soon they'll...

Phoebe: (Singing) They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch.
But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why.
You cry and you cry and you cry.
And you cry and you ...
(Ross gives her some money) Oh, thank you Ross.
Ross: Yeah, I'm paying you to stop.


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Characters:
Phoebe Buffay, Ross Geller
Episode:
Friends Season 1 Episode 23: "The One with the Birth"
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Friends
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Friends Season 1 Episode 23 Quotes

Monica: Tell him.
Rachel: No.
Phoebe: Tell him, tell him.
Monica: Just... please tell him.
Rachel: Shut up!
Chandler: Tell me what?
Monica: Look at you, you won't even look at him.
Chandler: (Sarcastically) Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me.

Dr. Franzblau: I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but it's hard, when you... do what I do. It's like uh...Well, for instance, what do you do?
Rachel: I'm a waitress
Dr. Franzblau: Okay, all right, well aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just like, "If I see one more cup of coffee..."

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