This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.

Mike

Rating: 4.2 / 5.0 (6 Votes)
Episode:
Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 1: "A New Family"
Show:
Jersey Shore
Star:
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

How do you go in a f*%king jacuzzi with a thong and a bra? Wear a thong bikini ... that's a little bit more classier if you're gonna wear anything at all, ya know what I mean?

Angelina