Alan: This rat has quit the race.
Charlie: Good for you.
Alan: This hamster is off the treadmill.
Charlie: Glad to hear it.
Alan: This squirrel is satisfied with the nuts he has.
Charlie: No comment.


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Characters:
Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 10: "He Smelled The Ham, He Got Excited"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 10 Quotes

Alan: This rat has quit the race.
Charlie: Good for you.
Alan: This hamster is off the treadmill.
Charlie: Glad to hear it.
Alan: This squirrel is satisfied with the nuts he has.
Charlie: No comment.

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