Det. McAvoy: Were you two with Vic last night?
Sex Partygoer: We were with a lot of people last night. Queer, straight. Black, white. Blonde hair, purple hair.
Det. McAvoy: Was there ever any jealousy?
Sex Partygoer: This isn't the 90s. We're social disrupters. Tech moguls, software engineers ... These parties are an extension of our bold unconventional lifestyles. We're living our brands.
Det. McAvoy: Are you a tech mogul?
Sex Partygoer: We own a chain of very successful gluten-free bakeries.