Dan: We don’t need Neil. He’s just a sentient clipboard anyway. I can call the case.
Gurgs: I wish that were true, Your Honor, but it’s like the regular judge says, ‘You can’t work without a clerk.’
Flobert: Well, that does rhyme.


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Night Court Season 1 Episode 7: "Train Court"
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Neil: I’m sorry! Gurgs said if I didn’t help her, she’d tell everyone where I do stand up.
Dan: Well, that’s more of a threat to us than to you!

Dan: We don’t need Neil. He’s just a sentient clipboard anyway. I can call the case.
Gurgs: I wish that were true, Your Honor, but it’s like the regular judge says, ‘You can’t work without a clerk.’
Flobert: Well, that does rhyme.