Marissa: Defense counsel asks that the court grant a continuance until such time as we’ve been able to…
Wackner: You’re defense counsel. Why do you refer to yourself in the third-person?
Marissa: I’m not actually licensed to practice law.
Wackner: I’m not actually licensed to be a judge, so we’re in the same boat. Mr. Schultz, please call your first witness.
Attorney Schlutz: Ready, your honor.
Marissa: Wait, can I object?
Wackner: Overruled. Mr. Schultz, go ahead.
Marissa: Let me call the real lawyer. I’m not her lawyer.
Wackner: What’s your name?
Marissa: Marissa.
Wackner: Marissa, you understand the issues in this case?
Marissa: Uh-huh.
Wackner: You believe in your client?
Marissa: Yeah.
Wackner: You have the summons?
Marissa: Yeah, here.
Wackner: What else you need? Let’s go.