Jerry: What is all the racket back there? You know, you're trying to relax on the plane and this is what you have to put up with. (to attendant) What is going on?
Attendant: Sir, this woman tried to sneak into first class.
Jerry: Oh, you see, that's terrible. The problem is that curtain is no security. There really should be a locking door.


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Jerry Seinfeld
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 12: "The Airport"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 12 Quotes

George: But you are, blanche. You are in the shackles!
Prisoner: You son of a (gets taken away)
George: (happily) Oh, I can't wait to read my Time magazine. Last copy too. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow, in the park! It's supposed to be a beeyoouutiful day! Have a nice life, sentence that is! Oh, you miserable

(from outside the plane, we don't hear him but he is saying) KRAMER!!!!

George