Eric: What's he doing here? Trying to recruit another virgin to use as your drug mule?
Damien: I'd ask 'are you available' but I have to run.

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Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 11: "The Townie"
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You can't show up at a masked ball and not expect at least one social climbing doppelganger to try and impersonate you.


She wants you all to think she's the perfect host and mother and wife, but the truth is she's a selfish liar who will destroy anyone that gets in her way.