Lily: Whenever we're alone you spend the entire time undressing me with your eyes, you even take off my shoes.
Barney: High heels chafe my shoulders.


Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 (4 Votes)
Characters:
Barney Stinson, Lily Aldrin
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 11: "The Mermaid Theory"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 11 Quotes

Lily: Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed. Rule number one...
Barney: Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude.

Robin: Hey Captain, quick question. What do you think about the Jonas Brothers?
Marshall [covering the right half of the Captain's face]: He hates that he loves them.