Turk: Who behaves that way at a mini mart?
J.D.: I'm sorry Turk, but when I put that single beer down on the counter and that 18-year-old checkout kid is like, "Oh, big night?" it just pissed me off, you know. I mean, who is he to judge us? He needs to know we're not two lame-o's with nothing going on.
Turk: So that's why you bought the box of condoms and the flare gun.
J.D.: Exactly. Now whenever he thinks of us he'll picture us splitting a beer, sexing up the ladies, and shooting off flares. You know, like men do!
Turk: That does sound pretty awesome.
J.D.: I knew you'd come around.

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Scrubs Season 8 Episode 2: "My Last Words"
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Scrubs Season 8 Episode 2 Quotes

When you disrespect someone, and they in turn burn your ass, you must RECOGNIZE!


When Carla dies heaven is going to suck!

J.D.'s narration