Turk: (Talking about lightbulb) Why don't we just reach up there and tug that bad boy out?
Dr. Cox: It's not a rabbit in a hat, if you tug on it, its going to break, and if it breaks he's going to need surgury and if you preform it, then of course he's going to need a casket. So, why don't you just play quietly in your area until the crowd arrives.
Turk: What crowd? I thought nobody wanted to take the case.
Dr. Cox: At first, but now that it's become a bit of a hospital mystery every jackass in the joint is going to want to come in here and give their two cents worth.


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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 2: "My Office"
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

The best thing about this place is that when someone's really in trouble, all the pettiness melts away.

J.D.

(After Elliot removes a sign with her fingers that he couldn't with a crowbar) She has fingers like biceps.

J.D.