Woah, woah, I'm sorry. You're saying that because Barb is awesome and hot and dating me, that...

Mariner: Brad, when a Starfleet relationship seems too good to be true, then RED ALERT man, it probably is.
Boimler: You think she's cheating on me?
Mariner: No, I think she's a secret alien who's going to eat you, or a Romulan spy, or a salt succubus, or an android, or a changeling, or one of those sexy people in rompers that murders you just for going on the grass!
Boimler: Woah, woah, I'm sorry. You're saying that because Barb is awesome and hot and dating me, that she's an alien? That is messed up, Mariner. That is not cool.


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Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Rutherford: You smell that, Tendi? Each ship on the fleet has its own scent. I think the Cerritos smells like toasting marshmallows on a cool night.
Tendi: (sniffing) Is that a plasma fire?

Mariner: I'm starting to think that Barb might not actually exist.
Boimler: Oh, she's real. She's as real as a hopped-up Q on Captain Picard Day.
Mariner: Let me guess. When we meet her, it'll weirdly have to be on the holodeck.
Boimler: Hey! I don't do that anymore, okay?

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