Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'...

(to Jerry) Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm askin'. This woman thinks I'm very funny and now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.

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George Costanza
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 15: "The Visa"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 15 Quotes

Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate! So I throw one inside, a little chin music put him right on his pants, because I got to intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well, the next pitch, he's right back in the same place! So I had to plunk him.

Kramer

Jerry's whole life revolves around Superman and cereal!

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