Yo, I mean, this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into with The Situation.

Mike

Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 (26 Votes)
Episode:
Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 1: "A New Family"
Show:
Jersey Shore
Star:
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tanned skin, wears the hottest heals, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it.

Sammi