You know Bob, I've been thinkin' about all the times that you've manipulated me and toyed with me, and I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain in the ass chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see Bob, the pain in the ass chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running out in front of the tortoise and taunting him. But right at the end, oh gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened Bob. The tortoise bit clean through the chief of medicine's calf muscle, dragged him to the ground, where he and all the other turtles devoured him alive right there on the racetrack. It's a disturbing children's book Bob, I know. But its one that stuck with me... none the less

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Perry Cox
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 1: "My Overkill"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

J.D.: Yeah. You know what's weird, though? It's like, Dr. Cox and I are pretty vegan-kosher.
Turk: He hasn't yelled at you?
J.D.: No.
Turk: This is the guy that screamed on you for like twenty minutes for dropping a thermometer? And he hasn't raised his voice once about you bumping uglies with his ex-wife?
J.D.: Mm-mm.
Turk: I don't get that guy

J.D. [to Cox]: you won't admit this, but you're in love with Carla.
Carla: No, he's not.
Dr. Cox: Actually, I am.
Carla: You're starting again.
J.D.: And Carla, you're mad that Turk didn't trust you enough to tell you.
Turk: See? Trust, woman, trust!
J.D.: Whatever. The point is that Turk is sorry.
Turk: Not anymore!
Carla: I can't believe you thought he was a threat.
Dr. Cox: I'm a threat!
Carla: You're not in love with me, you idealize me.
J.D.: Can we just try and stay focused...
Turk: You're mad 'cause I'm scared of losing you?
Carla: Yes, because we're stronger than that!
Dr. Cox: Apparently not!