J.D.: You know, Laverne, I'm a doctor. So I'm not really gonna take my psychological evaluations from someone who dispenses them in between watching Maury and eating a corn muffin.
J.D.'s Narration: Okay, that was too mean. Apologize.
J.D.: Laverne, I...
J.D.'s Narration: Aw, the hell with it. She's not gonna forgive you - go for broke!
J.D.: I was watching CNN earlier. Apparently the terror alert in your armpits has been elevated to orange.