Alan: You plan on kicking me out when mom dies?
Charlie: You plan on being here when mom dies?


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Characters:
Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 1: "818-jklpuzo"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 1 Quotes

Alan: You plan on kicking me out when mom dies?
Charlie: You plan on being here when mom dies?

Jake [about his sister]: So far she eats, she poops and she sleeps. I'm not impressed
Berta: Give her a bad hair cut and she'd be you
Jake: Excuse you, I paid $9 for this haircut
Berta: Sorry