You want my fiancée? Just go ahead and take her, 'cause she's be...

Turk: You want my fiancée? Just go ahead and take her, 'cause she's been nagging the crap outta me. "Pick up your socks. Wash your dishes. Stop whispering 'booya' to J.D. in the morning after we have sex."
J.D.: How else am I supposed to know?
Turk: I'm sayin'!


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J.D., Turk
Episode:
Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17: "My Moment of Un-Truth"
Show:
Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 Quotes

Carla: Go ahead, look.
Turk: Really, baby?
Carla: Yeah. Besides, you're cutting up your napkin.

J.D.'s Narration: I guess you can never underestimate how the smallest gesture can make everything better.
J.D.: You know, for a minute there I actually thought you had a twin brother.
Janitor: Really?
J.D.: Mm.
Janitor: Was it when my twin brother was here?
J.D.: Stop it.

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