Your Honor, te defendant brazenly stole this woman’s seat when she stood to stretch. And we...

Your Honor, the defendant brazenly stole this woman’s seat when she stood to stretch. And we all know the rule, ‘If the butt’s still near, I’m a-sitting here.’

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Night Court Season 1 Episode 7: "Train Court"
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Night Court
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Night Court Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Neil: I’m sorry! Gurgs said if I didn’t help her, she’d tell everyone where I do stand up.
Dan: Well, that’s more of a threat to us than to you!

Dan: We don’t need Neil. He’s just a sentient clipboard anyway. I can call the case.
Gurgs: I wish that were true, Your Honor, but it’s like the regular judge says, ‘You can’t work without a clerk.’
Flobert: Well, that does rhyme.

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