On last night’s second episode of Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels, the rocker asked his suitors to bring him a pretend wedding gift and write him pretend wedding vows. After all, Michaels said to them:
“The only way to be by my side, is if I can see you as my bride.”
Among the nuggets the contestant gave up with for vows were:
- I promise to cook you the best, rockin’ food and never, ever wear panties.
- I will be your umbrella in the rain.
- If there’s ever a tear to fall from your perfect face, I will kiss it away until a tender smile blesses me.
Review the complete episode with VH1’s detailed blog recap. Below, we focus on a series of skanky, hilarious images from this episode of Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels. Click on each to enlarge…
