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By Mary Kate Venedam

Stu: I didn’t have peanuts. Zelda: He was scoffing.

By Mary Kate Venedam

Dinesh: Are you calling me husky? Lora: No. I’m calling you an idiot.

By Mary Kate Venedam

Andrew: Stu cooked me a whole breakfast, and then put it in the trash while I watched.

By Mary Kate Venedam

Howard: Of the 4 that are local, 2 are divorced and 1 started a polygamist cult. We’re waiting for an update on the fourth.

By Mary Kate Venedam

Stephie: What the hell do you want? Stu: To not go the world’s worst Halloween Party. That’s what. Stephie: That’s great so you won’t be…

By Mary Kate Venedam

Andrew: I think Zelda and I may have gotten a little over-excited about our month together. Stu: I’ve worn socks longer than a month.

By Mary Kate Venedam

Zelda: It would be weird to have a monthiversary party. Oh, look at me, I’m warming up to that word.

By Mary Kate Venedam

Andrew: I’m not going anywhere. ‘Cause in 2 weeks, I get my wisdom teeth out and I need you because I am not good with pain