A to Z Quotes

Zelda: It was so bad. I was doing that thing where I was floating outside my body and I could just see myself. Andrew: That’s funny, your…

Stu: Show some respect. A woman of some relation to Zelda is dead.

Andrew: All of these people talking about their feelings, it’s kind of my jam.

Zelda: You know what. I bet 6 months from now we could be really happy together at a funeral.

Stu: I wanna beat you like a red headed step-child. Andrew: Aren’t you a red headed step-child? Stu: I’m sandy blonde.

Zelda: One time she flicked a cab driver off and cut him off. I had never seen that before. I liked it.

Uncle Dave: You’re going to have to do it [eulogy] for me because I am currently smelling colors.

Stu: I’m not leaving unless it smells like a dead mermaid.

Lydia: My mother used to say, “Pain is just weakness leaving the body.” Howard: I’m sorry to hear that.

Narrator: Andrew and Zelda, like a lot of new couples, spent much of their time arm in arm. To the point that Zelda’s friend, Stephie,…