A to Z Quotes

Lydia: I’m Big Bird, MotherF…

Howard: At least it’s not just any bird, it’s Big Bird. He pulls some weight on that street and he’s rich. Lydia: Is he? Howard: Well,…

Andrew: The only damning thing I could find about you is that you once ate a cupcake out of the garbage, which, honestly makes me like…

Stephie: Your data sounds very sexist. Stu: Do you want to die alone?

Zelda: You went to a Raiders game, with a case of Zima in the trunk of your white Jetta? Andrew: I’m a little unclear of what your issue…

Andrew: Do you think that couple has always not talked? Or have they just been together long enough they’ve run out of things to say to…

Howard: What are you watching? Lydia: War Games. This movie is hilarious.

Narrator: For 18 minutes, they small talk. Discussing the most inane crap you can imagine.

Andrew: Whatever happened to ‘playing it cool’ ? Stu: I’m not a role model.

Stephie: You have to admit he’s a fit bastard.