American Gods Quotes

Mr. Nancy: Mad Sweeney! Is that you or it that Wednesday’s bullshit I smell? Sweeney: That keen nose, Mr. Fancy Pants. But that ain’t…

Mr. World: The President is a cardboard cut-out. I am the man behind the men behind the man. Operation Paperclip. The moon landing….

Laura: What is The House on the Rock? Wednesday: A place where people come to look, play, and wonder. Laura: Like Disneyworld. Wednesday:…

Laura: I still don’t understand how a sweet, old man could have so many enemies. Wednesday: Oh, it’s perfectly simple, my dear. Jealousy….

Mr. World: I can’t sell war without my best salesman. You need to find her. Find Media.

Mr. Wednesday: Tell the believers and the non-believers. Tell them we’ve taken the spring. They can have it back when they pray for it.

Mr. World: You wanted a war, Glad-of-War. You have one. Be glad. It will be the war you die in.

Laura: I’d like to have a word with my husband.

Mr. Wednesday: Do you believe? Shadow: I believe. Mr. Wednesday: What do you believe, Shadow? Shadow: Everything.

Mr. Wednesday: People create gods when they wonder why things happen. Do you know why things happen? Because gods make them happen. You…