American Gods Quotes

Laura: I was killed by a god. Which fucking god?

Easter [to Shadow]: Well, I deal in sugar, sugar. And you’re the sweetest damn thing I’ve ever seen.

Mr. Wednesday: Believing is seeing. Gods are real if you believe in them.

Mr. Nancy: There’s no end to the cruelty of men threatened by strong women.

Mr. Nancy: Let me tell a goddamn story! I got a good one. Real good. Once upon a time… See? It sounds good already. You’re hooked. Mr….

Mad Sweeney: I owe a battle.

Essie: In the Americas, anyone can be anything they insist upon. New name, new life. That’s a place a body could be happy. Mad Sweeney:…

Ice Cream Truck Man: Can I help you with something, ma’am? Laura: Yes! I’ve always wanted to steal a car. So I’m going to steal yours.

Salim [to Mad Sweeney]: You are an unpleasant creature!

Mad Sweeney: Fuck off! I will EAT you!