American Gods Quotes

Laura: Are you still my puppy? Shadow: No. I’m not.

Laura: You know, you’ve gotten yourself mixed up in some really weird shit, Shadow. I’m watching out for you.

Laura: I wasn’t lying when I said I could wait for you at the time that I said it. I sort of knew that it had the potential of being a…

Laura: Hi, puppy. Shadow: Hey… baby. The fuck you doing here?

Mr. Ibis: Gods are great, but people are greater. For it is in their hearts that gods are born, and to their hearts that they return….

Audrey: Get out of my house, you zombie whore!

Anubis: In life, you believed in nothing. You will go to nothing. You will be done. There will be darkness. Laura: And peace? Anubis:…

Laura: Fuck you, Dummy.

Shadow: You could be a world-class thief. No one suspects anybody who looks like you. Laura: And what do I look like? Shadow: That you…

Shadow: I would be happy living in a cardboard box under a highway with you. Laura: See, that would represent a failure to me.