American Gods Quotes

Audrey: I had Robbie buried with his penis shoved up his ass. I’m a vulgar woman. Anger and grief have made me a vulgar woman.

Audrey: What was your big lie, Laura? Laura: I told Shadow I could wait for him.

Shadow: I’ve crossed enough paths to know that one in four people are rock stupid. Even the smart ones believe in delusions, whether it’s…

Wednesday: This is the only country in the world that wonders what it is.

Wednesday: The only thing that scares me is being forgotten. I can survive most things, but not that.

Wednesday: Shadow, at best you suffer from a failure of imagination. We’re gonna have to fix that.

Wednesday: That woman thinks Jesus suffered for her sins. They’re her sins, why should Jesus do all the suffering? Shadow: Because his…

Shadow: Why are you talking to me about marshmallows? Like I’m worried about marshmallows! [takes the hot cocoa] Yeah, I like marshmallows.

Sister: Kissing is disgusting, but in a nice way, like bleu cheese or brandy.

Mrs. Fedeo: Are you sure I do this with you? Follow the wrong god, I do not see my Tita again. [the cat pushes her inside]