American Gods Quotes

Salim: If he truly does not love me, then I need to hear it from his face.

Czernobog: These new gods who killed our beloved Zorya, if they want a war, then bring me war.

Tech Boy: Wow. Spectacular new look. And I get it, white boys are not on-trend. Evolve or perish, am I right?

Shadow: So these new gods. Are they even gods? Wednesday: If they are, so is indoor plumbing. But they’re dangerous, and they wield a lot…

Tech Boy: I want you to join our coalition against Wednesday and his irrelevant, medieval friends. Bilquis: No. Tech Boy: When you were…

Wednesday: Right on time! Cordelia: Actually, I’m two hours late. Wednesday: Well, the universe is always on schedule. Besides,…

Shadow: Is there much demand for videos these days? Ann-Marie: Well, there is when you have spotty internet. And don’t get me started on…

Shadow: Mother fucker. Wednesday: As charged! Like the new look. Less severe.

Wednesday: I’ve got nothing to do with this fuckin’ background check they’re running on you. Shadow: Oh, yet you seem to know all about it?

Wednesday: We’re going to play a game of 20 questions, and they’re all yours. Fire away. Shadow: You really my dad? Wednesday: Oh, is…