American Gods Quotes

Shadow: Wow. People are going to be so pissed when they find out the messiah that everybody’s been waiting for is you.

Wednesday: What a waste. I would’ve given you your battle. Mad Sweeney: You’re always my battle.

Wednesday: A compact then. To war or the end of the world, huh?

Mr. Ibis: A storyteller does not concern themselves with the truth. Stories are truer than the truth. These are not literal constructs as…

Mad Sweeney: Wednesday, me. Fuck, all the gods. We’re not the heroes, Shadow.

Salim: I am here because the Jinn is here. And the Jinn is here because he owes Mr. Wednesday. Mad Sweeney: He collects a lot of debt,…

Wednesday: Oh, I know that smell. That smells like a hot bottle of whiskey and sex in an alleyway with a top-note of failure. Heya, hold…

Mad Sweeney: The Queen of Sheba playing a priest? I need a fucking drink.

Bilquis: The stories that are told about you have reached my ears over the years too. The leprechaun, the hell-spirit, the pagan warrior,…

Bilquis: The gift of the flesh is the most sacred gift one can make.