American Woman Quotes

Dennis: Look, here’s the problem single gals like you never consider, Diana. You don’t have a family to support. Jeff has a wife and two…

Bonnie: I’m gonna drop you off at the house to do your homework.

Kathleen: [holding up a sparkly dress] What do you think? Diana: Have you never been on a job interview before? Kathleen: No. Diana:…

Kathleen: A suit isn’t going to fix Bonnie’s problems. She needs a new man; a man who isn’t in danger of being incarcerated. A rich…

Interviewer Do you have nice legs under there? Don’t hide them. Anything that can make you stand out in the secretarial pool is a bonus….

Interviewer: Don’t mention your kids in an interviewer. A lot of people are nervous about hiring people with children. Bonnie: They are?…

Dennis: I left some contracts on my desk. Make sure you photocopy them before you leave. Diana: [flips him the bird after he turns his…

Becca: Mom! Slow down! Bonnie: You always want to go on those ridiculous amusement park rides that throw you around like a rag doll….

Bonnie: We’ll stop at Pioneer Chicken and pick something up. Jessica: Mom, can we get biscuits? Bonnie: Biscuits? Does it feel like we’re…

Bonnie: Are you having fun, huh? Driving around, trying to frighten people? Well, you’re not frightening me. OK? So you better get the…