Skip to Content

By Michael T. Stack

Lilly: What if he activates the orb before we get the key and kill him? Brutus: Yeah that would not be good. Monster Soup.

By Michael T. Stack

Eggs: I’d be honored to go to the dance with you! If that’s what you meant? Val [laughing]: Yeah, yeah that was exactly what I meant.

By Michael T. Stack

Brutus: I uh… Lilly: Brutus? Brutus: I gave you the wrong orb. Astrid: Wrong orb? What do you mean? Brutus: Well… the truth is… the…

By Michael T. Stack

Candace: I don’t remember what happened, where’s my mom? Oh God! Oh no no no no! Mom, what did you do? What happened? Lilly: She actually…

By Michael T. Stack

Jordan: Watch it loser Astrid: Go to hell loser Doppelganger Lilly: Hey! Go to hell Jordan. Astrid: I missed you, partner. Doppelganger…

By Michael T. Stack

Michelle: The ending of Romeo and Juliet down under? Too depressing. I rewrote it! They’re not gonna die. They’re going to have a big fat…

By Michael T. Stack

Candace: Mom I’m at school. What’s up? Christine: Sweetie we need to talk. You have been acting very distant lately. Getting detention?…

By Michael T. Stack

Lilly: Who are you? Doppelganger Lilly: Who are you? Lilly: I’m Lilly. Doppelganger Lilly: I’m Lilly. Lilly: Stop repeating everything…

By Michael T. Stack

Sparrow: Okay. Okay — so this is where you’ve been going this whole time. Oh my God, I’m dating Buffy holy shit. This is rad. No, but…

By Michael T. Stack

Tate: Candace and Lilly are frickin’ dating. Candace: I wouldn’t really call it dating. Astrid: Wait a second, Candace? Wait a second!…