Better Off Ted Quotes

Veronica: So this thing with Phil, making that stupid face and yelling, they think it’s distracting. Ted: I guess in hindsight they…

Ted: Did you do your math homework? Rose: Yes. Ted: Six times eight? Rose: Yes, that was one of them

Rose: I like Phil. Ted: Maybe you’ll like him even more when he’s frozen. Rose: I like him the temperature he is. Phil came to my…

Linda: This is a great company, isn’t it? Freezing their employees. Ted: Employee. They’re only freezing one. For now

Ted: Never give up. That’s what I always tell my daughter. She tells me to stop telling her, but I tell her I can’t, because that would…

Ted: Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I’ve asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it,…

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin. Ted: Then so do I. Because? Veronica: There’s a country with whom we do business that grows a…