black-ish Season 5

"Relatively Grown Man"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 23, when Junior gets an offer for a dream job, Dre and Bow are determined to convince him to return to college and get his degree.

"Is It Desert or Dessert?"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 22, Jack and Diane are spending the weekend with their friends’ family, and Pops comes to terms with how he treats women.

"FriDre Night Lights"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 21, Dre is thrilled when Jack makes the football team, but Bow is against the idea, while Junior overstays his welcome with Diane.

"Good in the 'Hood"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 20, Dre's sister takes Jack and Diane to a black neighborhood and claims the twins are scared of their own community.

"Under the Influence"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 19, Jack is has been getting himself into trouble, so Dre chaperones the twins’ school dance to keep an eye on him.

"Andre Johnson: Good Person"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 18, as they plan Devante’s birthday, Bow wants to be more mindful of the new child-rearing rules, but Dre isn’t having it.

"Each One, Teach One"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 17, Dre flips out when he discovers that despite being head of the Urban Division, Junior considers Josh his mentor.

"Enough is Enough"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 16, Dre and Bow work to show Perry the amazing life they can provide for Kyra when he wants to bring Kyra home to Houston.

"JustakidfromCompton"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 15, Dre and Bow are infuriated when they are treated like a charity case when they consider sending Kyra to Valley Glen Prep.

"Black History Month"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 14, after voicing his concerns about black history month education, Dre is asked to make a presentation at an assembly.

"Son of a Pitch"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 13, Dre puts Junior in his place, and Bow learns Kyra has an aptitude for chemistry but doesn’t want to go to a magnet school.

"Dreamgirls and Boys"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 12, Junior’s date goes awry after Dre and Pops talk with him about chivalry and Dre and Bow struggle with gender neutrality.

"Waltz in A Minor"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 11, the Johnsons decide to take in Dre's cousin, Kyra, but they have different ways of helping her adjust to suburban life.

"Black Like Us"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 10, Dre and Bow are angry when Diane isn’t lit properly in her class photo and Junior claims an unspoken colorism in their family.

"Wilds of Valley Glen"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 9, Dre must take Jack and Diane on a camping trip for school but plans for them to escape to a fancy hotel for some pampering.

"Christmas in Theater Eight"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 8, Dre wants to see an important film about Rosa Parks, but the family wants to see an action-packed superhero blockbuster.

"Friends Without Benefits"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 7, Junior transforms his shared room with Jack into a frat house, and Ruby and Diane gang up on them, and Bow makes a new friend.

"Stand Up, Fall Down"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 6, when Junior interns at Stevens & Lido he's astonished to see Dre’s co-workers say offensive things and Dre letting it slide.

"Good Grief"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 5, Bow decides to throw a big luau-themed party for what would have been her dad’s next birthday as her Mom continues to grieve.

"Purple Rain"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 4, learning that Jack and Diane are not familiar with Prince, the family works to explain his music's impact on their lives.

"Scarred for Life"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 3, Dre and Bow try to protect the twins from bullies by putting together the best haunted house and invite the whole seventh grade.

"Don't You Be My Neighbor"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 2, the neighbors decide to rent their house out for homestays and it begins to cause problems for the Johnsons.

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"Gap Year"

On black-ish Season 5 Episode 1, after dropping Junior off at college, Dre and Bow are beside themselves when they find him back at home announcing his decision to take a gap year.

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Show:
black-ish
Season:
5
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Total Episodes:
23

black-ish Season 5 Quotes

Dre: What do you mean there is no plan?
Bow: Junior has no plan.
Dre: I will tell you what the plan is. He is taking his ass back to college!
Bow: Damn Skippy he is! How do you think this looks? I am Dr. Rainbow Johnson.
Dre: Yes, you are!
Bow: I went to Brown University. I went to USC Medical School. People know my name. I have a reputation to uphold. My kids go to college!
Dre: Yeah, they do! Wait a minute, even Jack?

Bow: What are you doing home?
Dre: How the hell did you get home?
Junior: I used the emergency credit card to book a flight.
Bow: What is the emergency?
Junior: I wasn't really feeling college right now.
Bow: What the…?
Zoey: Not to brag, but I predicted this on Twitter three days ago. I'm a prophet.