black-ish Quotes

Rainbow: Now when I was a little girl my mom used to dress me and my sisters up as the three wise women and we would sing “Oh Little Town…

Dre: Wait, what? Mexican female Santa? No, too far from the box. Get closer, closer to the box!

Josh: That was beautiful. You’re going to nail Santa. Dre: Terrible choice of words.

Junior: He offered you ice cream? Dad gripped me up out of bed and shined a light in my eyes.

Zoey: Are you crazy? You can’t let them ride down the stairs like that. They need helmets.

Dre: Not only is it fair, it’s by design. Your mother and I waited eight years after you were born before having more children so we…

Dre: He said Jack was born to steal bases, not TVs

Zoey: Yeah you really did, by trying to make Mom and Grandma equal, you created an emotional half-fro.

Rainbow: Are you horse-whispering me? Dre: Is it working? Rainbow: I do feel less riled Dre: Ok let’s go back to the stables

Dre: Baby it’s not what it looks like, I just ate too many biscuits. It was an over-the-cover biscuit nap!