black-ish Quotes

Jack: Hey, how come she only visits when Grandpa Pops is in Bermuda? Zoey: Oh, it’s a special game that divorced people play called give…

Dre: Babe I’m just trying to give you a nudge, help you pave the road. Zoey: Pave the road? you ran me over.

Rainbow: Dre I have worked too hard and I went to school for too long and I took way too much Affirmative Action money. I mean, I may…

Junior: No, it’s like fresh baked bread on my butt.

Dre: I’m giving you the gift of hunger. Junior: Does it come with a receipt? Because I’d like to return it.

Diane: Why is there a plastic roof all over the food? Dre: Baby that’s a sneeze guard, it’s to protect the food. Jack: From getting into…

Junior: Oh, I get it. They charge you for all you can eat but put out food no one will eat, maniacal!

Zoey: I think this cow died of natural causes.

Dre: I found a way to save Halloween. Rainbow: Oh that’s great. I found a way to save a guy that was at the bottom of a pool for twenty…

Junior: I saw the light. My entire life flashed before my eyes. I gotta do more.