black-ish Quotes

Pops: Dessert for breakfast? What’s next, diabetes for dinner?

Dre: Pops, your paper is killing me man. Pops: Well how else would you know that I was here to witness you unravel the fabric of your…

Andre: And it was at that moment I realized that struggle comes in a lot of different forms. Junior’s was just different from mine, but…

Pops: Think of the boy as a piece of salmon and your club as the skillet.

Junior: Dad, do we really have to do this? I was hoping my first blind date would be with a girl.

Andre: For Junior, nerd is the new black

Dre: Just looking for some young black boys to bring back to my house.

Andre: Stupid child molesters. Can’t even invite kids back to your house for delicious snacks anymore.

Pops: I listened to her, gave her some generic advice in a deep, soothing voice. I Morgan Freeman’d her.

Andre: This is me multitasking, because two shirtless dudes standing around talking about sex looks weird after awhile.